10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'