10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is for loners.