10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.