10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'