10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!