10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977