10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare