10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim