10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003