10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.