10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.