10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson