10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson