10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.