10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels