10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
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- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.