10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.