10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."