10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."