10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is for fat, American losers.