10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "No river, no fish."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.