10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Fold and live to fold again