10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha