10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.