10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- You have to piss with the dick you have
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.