10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.