10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.