10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.