10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)