10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.