10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.