10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob