10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.