10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.