10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."