10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-