10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP