10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.