10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels