10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.