10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- It's Free To Fold...
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.