10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.