10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters