10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts