10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"