10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack