10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"