10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed