10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.