10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event